splorgledemic

really really sucky, like big fat pimply man ass

" dude this game is splorgledemic"

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

Splorging

When two people are talking with the intention of eventually becoming exclusive, but everyone knows that they like eachother so they it's kind of annoying that they're not dating yet.

Ally: "Are you and John dating yet?"
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."

by Madamahominashontie February 12, 2009

splorange

When two people meet in a doorway and keep stepping side to side in the same direction. Continually obstructing each other.

Dude I walked into Marty and we totally sploranged. We didn't get out of each others way for like 5 minutes.

by noeledge June 20, 2013

Shlorp

The way you eat a food that is a semisolid. Like jello, soup, milkshakes, pudding and other semisolid foods. Made by Ranboo because he didn’t think eating or drinking soup sounded right

I shlorped the soup right up I was so hungry

by Auboo February 24, 2021

splort

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

by meredith January 27, 2005

splorgasm

when a male enters foreplay and is exploring a woman's body but before intercourse is actually taken the male busts nut, causing the sex to not happen and the woman to zip up and leave. It is very unattractive.

Dude, you need Viagra to keep from getting those splorgasms.

by Deeanna March 7, 2008

Sploop

A loop of Stanley Park on one's bicycle.

Anyone want to go ride a couple of sploops tonight?

by Ebo773 May 27, 2020