Sploot

Verb, the act of a monkey peeing: monkey piss

I haven’t been to the zoo since that monkey decided to sploot on my favorite jacket.

by BigChungles May 10, 2020

Sploot

Sploot is a word used to describe throwing something like eggs or pottery or even mattresses.

I’m going to sploot Michelle tonight!

by anonymous September 27, 2020

Splooty

To be splooted, in a sploot position; limber and weak

The puppies legs lay splooty because it couldn't support itself

by Polaristic109 January 30, 2021

splootin

bursting out the top of lipgloss

i didn’t want it to be splootin out the top

by moana_moments April 28, 2021

SploOn

SplOon/SplOoning/SploOned:
(Latin Origin)-
Yo Mamma; And Ya Papa.

Hayden: Did you hear? Mr. Worldwide just got splOoned!

Milo: SploOned? My beloved (Armando Christian Pérez)??

Cooper: Yeah, he must be yo mamma or ya papa. His water must have broke!

by Armando Christian Pérez June 18, 2021

Sploot

When a cat splays their legs out and sprays fecal liquids all over their owners sussy sniffer

That crazy cat lady got a little up close and personal with her cats anus and got splooted on

by Heyheysplooter September 26, 2021

Sploot

When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.

"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"

by CatDogKing007 November 19, 2021