Goulash Splash

Originating in the quiet township of petrie, QLD. The "goulash Splash" reffers to "sloppy" faecal matter.

*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)

Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash

daniel: wait up fellas just goin to drop a goulash splash in the loo!!!

by Snowy88 September 24, 2007

U Splash?

U Splash Sprite?

I got a question for you all.. U splash?

by Rarebatae April 3, 2019

splash down

when two men's naked wet butts collide

I was in the locker room and had a splash down with a strange man.

by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010

Splash pad

A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.

Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.

by Sakaballz January 16, 2011

poop splash

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.

I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!

by Big Daddy Hammer Fist October 16, 2008

splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.

Above explains it all.

by wayne March 24, 2005

splashpan

The area of a woman's lower back where a man might shoot his semen when doing her doggie style.

"She was pissed because I pulled out and shot it all over her splashpan."

by Orlando Ted November 9, 2008