spankable and bankable

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.

Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.

by Riley400 January 3, 2011

Spank Me Harder Daddy

Daddy ( ur sexual lover) will spank you because you have been a naughty girl recently.

Grill: Oh daddy I'm so sorry that I couldn't keep it going longer.
Daddy:You deserve a spanking young girl.
(Slap, Slap)
Grill: Oh yes, spank me harder daddy.

by IceWallowCome6969696969 January 31, 2019

spanking stick

a red sexual object, that resembles a devils triton, has a tendancy to spank peoples backsides, when they are least expecting. Is uncontrolable, will feel uncontrolable pleasure if this happens to you.

woman walks down street, drops keys, bends over, and THE SPANKING STICK strikes at full Pelt.

by CG October 28, 2003

spank rag

The recipient of frequent masturbation, usually a sock or old tee-shirt.

Something smelled like graham crackers. It was a washcloth he used as a spank rag, which he kept under his bed.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

Spank Monkey

Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.

Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.

by Willey P September 20, 2007

spank-o-gram

a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.

defn by Chris; edited by Tammy

"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!

by TammyS December 9, 2008

Spankadelic

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.

Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic

by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010