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spitzered

To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.
Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.
by fess April 21, 2008
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Spitetomatoes

Main Entry: spite·tomato
Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malice going on here because there was just one big hunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee!! the world would be a more better place without them"
by Jess DeBellis July 28, 2008
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spitesterbating

Jim made nancy extremely angry, so instead of having sex with him, she began spitesterbating to make him feel the enormity of his loss.
by Dyzlan_santonio March 15, 2008
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Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum
"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"
by hydro dumper October 7, 2009
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shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.
Oh shitzedoodles!
by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016
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spizzet

The act of shitting, pissing, jizzing, and vomiting simultaneously
Bro I spizzeted so hard in your mom last night.
by PizzaliociousPizzMaster_69420 February 26, 2023
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Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend
" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."
by Shelton063 January 1, 2010
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