Ultimate spew 

Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.

So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.

Ultimate spew by The Negro Ninja July 30, 2008

freudian spew 

(v) Saying something you were thinking and only realising you have done so when you gaze at the look of disgust/shock/anger/distress on the face of your interlocutor.

"This chick had better have beer flavoured nipples, because she has a face like a camel with syphilis - pause - did I just Freudian Spew?"
(slap from chick who looks like a camel with syphilis)

freudian spew by Victim of above insult June 20, 2008

ninja spew 

the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.

dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.

ninja spew by SydGuy86 September 24, 2008

FUD spew 

FUD spew (aka FUDspew)
FUD = Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt.
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Spew = to vomit, utter, ejaculate(verbally).

(FUD is often created by companies, marketing, media, or fan boys to bolster some view, product, belief, law, party line etc. or discredit another without any _tangible_ basis other than possibilities or fractional percentages)

FUDspew (aka FUD Spew)= Uttering, repeating, or creating FUD.

Often times, shallow gossips are unknowingly responsible for repeating FUDspew and it gaining traction without verifying the facts. News or information that is propagated with little or no value but perpetuating FUD, untruths, lies, or POSSIBLE problems (not actual realistic ones)

FUD (and therefore FUDspew) is part of the problem with society being afraid of everything. FUD has sold in the past...but is losing traction as more and more people become aware that the vast majority of negative news is FUD simply for lack of better input.

In reality, while all those things MIGHT happen, you might also get hit by a tractor trailer also. If you believe their FUD spew, then they've effectively won. Do some real research and find out the facts.

Friends don't let friends FUDspew. FUD spew kills.

FUD spew by Ag Arillon July 10, 2010

Dingo Spew 

An Australian of low moral character. Or just an Australian.

Bloody Dingo Spews stole my Barbecue!

Dingo Spew by Prof Rumbldore May 26, 2021

Tactical Spew 

Letting yourself vomit in a bush/toilet at a party so you can continue to party and/or get drunk faster again

drinking at a party and feeling like you need to throw up, so instead of denying it until you cant control it, you find a bush and Tactical Spew, then drink on an empty stomach and get drunk off one drink.

Tactical Spew by Huge-G November 16, 2010

Mountain Spew: Code Red 

The Mountain Spew: Code Red is a Mountain Spew, with one additional feature. Upon completing the Mountain Spew, the female must start bleeding from the Vascular Chasm Cavity / anus.

After Superman ripped Jane in half, he was ecstatic to discover he managed to pull off a Mountain Spew: Code Red.

Mountain Spew: Code Red by Zach P. with input from Andrew A. August 18, 2006