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sperm toilet

A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.
1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.

2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
sperm toilet by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
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Sperm Sharking 

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...

Sperm bubble 

Your hitting it from the back....you put your dick in her ass and nut.She then farts and make a bubble.
anal fuck then nutting in her butt.Then she farts and blows a sperm bubble

Sperm Crusher 

Female who believes that her vaginal canal is too sacred for sperm to travel through while seeking moments of pleasure found by receiving hot fecal matter shat upon her boobs in the middle of sucking a cock to chew or crush the sperm as it exits the penis so she knows it has not penetrated her puun. "Definition of a researcher from the UTHSC in San Antonio Neurology Lab"
After their romantic fondue dinner, Sergio and Sonya headed back to their hotel room where Sergio's raging shits turned into a second course of fondue for Sonya. She wanted dessert so the "sperm crusher" sucked his cock to make the topping for her sundae which cannot be found at Baskin Robbins.
Sperm Crusher by Da Carpenter April 27, 2011

sperm whisperer 

A man who is deft at the manipulation and consumption of copious amounts of semen while maintaining the illusion of being "one of the guys."
"Man! I thought that Steve was cool, it turns out he's just another Sperm Whisperer."
sperm whisperer by HallowedrtheOri November 12, 2014

Sperm Purge 

The act of ejaculating more than 5 times in one day, nearly emptying your ballsack. Generally, a Sperm Purge also makes the individual feel as though they've weakened by a considerable amount and will require a lengthy recharge period.
Greg: Fuck man, she had me going like 6 rounds just to satisfy her. Shit was torture.

Fred: Jesus, bitch orchestrated a Sperm Purge.
Sperm Purge by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Sperm Whaling

v. The act of recieving head and at the point of ejaculation you pull out and jam the head of your penis in/around the womans ...or mans... nose (as if trying to harpoon them). Causing the reciever to shreek with suprise usually sounding similar to a whale.
-"Oh man, did you see me sperm whaling that chick at the party last night?"
-"You were drunk and crying in the corner the whole time..."

-"You should have heard this hoe when i sperm whaled her last night. She was all like ....Murahrwarahkdfdlkaaaanehh.
Sperm Whaling by Mantastic! December 5, 2009