Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag

When spags put the eggs on the bottom

by Ceynan September 2, 2016

fake spag

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille

FAKE SPAG IS HOME

by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 9, 2019

Spag

Spag is a shortening of spaghetti or spaghet and can be used as a name for someone who is a spaguette, or spaghetti baguette. Spaghetti baguette people's personality is essentially just carbs, a bit all over the place and bready.

"spaggy is feeling a little frisky"
"you're such a spag!"

by spaggy birb March 20, 2020

Spagging

To chill or relax

"Nah I'm not coming out, I'm just spagging out at home"

by Gwayney January 30, 2020

little spag’s

When you send a soft dick pic to someone you like.

“Did you really send your crush a soft dick pic last night?”

“Yeah I sent her a little spag’s.”

“No shot that works”

“Just wait and see”

by Pussyslayer6000 March 28, 2019

Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025