Italian female who is not capable of operating her safe, even though the instructions are written in Italian.
by Kevster m dubz July 28, 2009
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The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.
by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016
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Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
Ben: How 'bout you keep yourself safe!
Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
Ben: How 'bout you keep yourself safe!
by F__D__T 24/7 December 9, 2017
Get the keep yourself safe mug.A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.
Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
by mikethompson February 14, 2009
Get the safety poo mug.1. A term used by many British cricket fans, doesn't really have a meaning they just find it useful to use it in the middle of sentances when they think its necessary but to everyone else it sounds like complete jiberish.
2. A word that is said by many teenage aussies imitating english cricket supporters about their accents and their ability to confuse you with the pronunciation of the simplest words.
2. A word that is said by many teenage aussies imitating english cricket supporters about their accents and their ability to confuse you with the pronunciation of the simplest words.
BRITISH FAN: Ey matey, safeqouin you want a spare ticket
AUSSIE FAN: Umm okay mate, how much
BRITISH FAN: Well safeqouin there top notch seats so how about $15.
AUSSIE FAN: Allright mate you got yourself a deal.
BRITISH FAN: Oh safeqouin, i thought i would be out hear for hours trying to safeqouin away with these tickets.
AUSSIE FAN: Umm?
AUSSIE FAN: Umm okay mate, how much
BRITISH FAN: Well safeqouin there top notch seats so how about $15.
AUSSIE FAN: Allright mate you got yourself a deal.
BRITISH FAN: Oh safeqouin, i thought i would be out hear for hours trying to safeqouin away with these tickets.
AUSSIE FAN: Umm?
by sicklad1 December 28, 2010
Get the safeqouin mug.Safey – where selfies meet safety. A safey involves taking a picture of yourself participating in fun outdoor activities, while ‘playing it safe’.
Common activities undertaken while posing for a safey include: boating, kayaking, swimming, biking, hiking and jetskiing.
The tag #safey is associated with these photographs and are frequently followed with similar terms #slipslopslap, #playitsafe and #safetyfirst.
Warning: Sharing your safey online could lead to viewers experiencing serious fomo.
Common activities undertaken while posing for a safey include: boating, kayaking, swimming, biking, hiking and jetskiing.
The tag #safey is associated with these photographs and are frequently followed with similar terms #slipslopslap, #playitsafe and #safetyfirst.
Warning: Sharing your safey online could lead to viewers experiencing serious fomo.
“Man, that’s a cracker safey!”
“You think so? My life jacket does look pretty swagger, and I like the added touch of zinc.”
OR
“We look SO good in our sun hats and life jackets, and this SPF50+ is giving me that effortless dewy look. This is some serious safey material!”
“You think so? My life jacket does look pretty swagger, and I like the added touch of zinc.”
OR
“We look SO good in our sun hats and life jackets, and this SPF50+ is giving me that effortless dewy look. This is some serious safey material!”
by WaterForLife July 23, 2016
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