salmon slip way

Another name for a mott/cunt.

"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"

by Trappers Hats February 25, 2007

salmon crawl

A swim technique for when the water is low and the bottom is really rocky and hard to walk which consists of laying in the water forwards and pulling oneself along the bottom using ones hands.

Yo Rawse, its really shallow and rocky along the bottom here so its best to just salmon crawl on over to the island. front crawl Australian crawl old Australian crawl loudon wainwright loudon wainwright III swimming bikini river folk

by snowcat October 4, 2015

salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

by virginmary69 April 11, 2019

Hallway Salmon

When a guy or girl walks against the general flow of the hallway.

Mark: Hey did you see Eric in the hall today?

Clee: Yeah he was being such a hallway salmon.

by JackpotDonnie August 25, 2009

punishment salmon

Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.

Your parents deserve a whack from the punishment salmon.

by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013

flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013

Winter Salmon

In the winter time, a female might experience hairier times due to a less consistent shaving schedule. In turn, the female genital region might acquire an unusual, typically unpleasant, smell coining the word Winter Salmon.

Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.

Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!

by A$APJaCoB February 16, 2017