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twizted snowman

TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha
by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019
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melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.
Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.
by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022
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nigger snowman

Term from "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee; a dirt snowman.
"Jem I ain't ever heard of a nigger snowman before "
by Big moist December 16, 2015
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Frosty The Snowman

A game, where you get 4 of your friends, mostly guys, or girls who can squirt, where you all jack off into a hat(top hat is preferable), and the last person to cum, or the person who can't cum into the hat has to wear the hat in resembling a melting snow man.
Me and the guys played Frosty The Snowman last night, it wasn't fun.
by Tuxedo Ray April 7, 2013
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Sleepy Snowman

The act of ejaculating on someones face while they are passed out drunk or in a deep sleep. They awake the next morning with dried and hardened semen all over their face and hair.
Last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so I gave her a Sleepy Snowman. She was pissed when she woke up the next morning.
by Gregory J. Williams January 9, 2009
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Rooftop Snowman

An activity conceived by 2 Buhler High School students in which a snowman is crafted by the finest Chicago snow on top of a high-rise next to the Chicago river. When this snow does not form into a snowman, these 2 amazing individuals typically make Rooftop Snow Angels instead...
A boy named Brandon had a dream. That dream was to create a snowman. He didn't just want any ordinary snowman...he wanted a snowman that was on top of a 16-story apartment building. Therefore he came to Chicago to build a Rooftop Snowman.
by yoohoo42 May 8, 2012
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Terrorist Snowman

Dirty smut snowmen that chill on the side of the road in Mario Karts Frappe Snowland waiting for an unsuspecting driver to suicide bomb. Usually preys on those to shlammerfaced to drive in a straight line while playing Drunk Driving.
by Kennysabigdumbbitch December 1, 2011
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