Snowboard Dick

After a long day in long johns and cold weather the absolute micro size your balls and dick become. Possible worse or similar to cold water dick but not as awkward cause it can be hidden under lots of gear.

Hey sorry I can’t send you a dick picture I have SNOWBOARD DICK and I don’t wanna you to think I’m tiny.

by Prowzack December 20, 2019

Snowboarders

Assholes

Fucking Snowboarders.

by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy November 2, 2019

mexican snowboarding

when you ride on a piece of wood thats being towed by a quad or dirtbike in the desert

Hey it just stopped raining! Lets go mexican snowboarding before all the mud puddles dry up!

by mexican snowboarder January 7, 2011

PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."

Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.

by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019

Snowboarder

Well phat person has dope steez!
sport ever!

That snowboarder has dope steez- he has cool clothes

by bonzo November 27, 2003

Nice snowboard dude!

It means "Nice snowboard dude!". Nothing else.

Just post it as your status and put it in the comments section of other posts!

Nice snowboard dude!

by Beall619 April 28, 2016

snowboarding

neo-skiing, where participants use one board and not two. Also known as one of the most labor intensive sports to learn. Has a drammatically faster learning curve than skiing.

Me: I have been skiing for eight years, and I figured out snowboarding on my first day.
Dude: Would you do it again?
Me: If I ever get a nice long winter to be able to develope the skill.
Dude: RIGHT ON!

by Pius Aeneas October 27, 2008