snarkle

to drag one's balls across someone's face.

After John passed out he got snarkled by Ryan

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

cock snorkle

underwater breathing apparatus made from the male genetailia

can i borrow your dads cock snorkle to look for dolphins

by big fraze June 20, 2008

snarkle

A sparkley snot hanging from someone's nose.

Sanjya Malakar snarkle gleamed in the bright lights from under his nose.

by Royberto April 11, 2007

snorkler

A person who always sucks up and kisses the bosses butt, therefore they require snorkling gear to continue breathing.

That Gary is such a snorkler.

by bangem June 17, 2003

snorkle

to orally pleasure a female, while breathing heavily, creating snorkling like bubbling sounds.

"hey dude you see that chick?"
"sarah from accounting?"
"she totally got snorkled last night. by ME!"
"you snorkled her?!"
"damn right i did"
MEANWHILE!
"yeah i got snorkled last night."
"oh my god, seriously?"
"yeah, by dave"
"in middle management? oh wow...is he good?"

by Johnny Gilliam June 9, 2007

snarkle

An attack on a peer or underling who had crossed the line one to many times. Intending to do harm in a fashion to prevent further incident. Almost certainly a lost word in the vocabulary of Eddie Haskel on Leave it to Beaver.

Hey Beav, if you don't knock that off I'm gonna snarkle ya!

by Josheph B. Jacknife January 29, 2010

Snarkles

Tiny bits of snarkiness sprinkled throughout a conversation.

"It's not always sass and snarkles that come out of my mouth!"

by JumaltenKapunki April 18, 2017