A wannabe snark. Someone who prides themselves on delivering quality sarcasm but fails miserably due to their own stupidity. Just about everyone on Fox News.
Bill O'Reilly thinks he burns liberals with his "wit" but he's such a snarkabe he just ends up as comedy fodder for Jon Stewart.
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One who habitually tosses snarkish comments into a conversation for the purpose of belittling, punching down, or making themselves feel good about feeling bad.
"What a snark-hurler Tom is! Can you believe all the snark-hurling he did in that last group text??? "
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What a snarcsontist!
What a snarcsontist!
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Get the Snarcsontist mug.Small leftover pieces of food that would otherwise need to be cleaned up. Must be part of a larger meal that tragically did not make it to the plate. Example: remnants of cake on a knife; the little meat bits that fall out of your taco; that stray pancake that happens when you try to make a pancake but there's a little splatter in the pan next to the Big Pancake, and now there's just a baby pancake along for the journey. Typically preceded by "ooh!" as in, "ooh! snacks!" because some of the muffin mix has spilled over the tin while baking and now you have a tasty little treat. Not to be confused with "a snack" - the small meal consumed between the three main meals.
**You make a grilled cheese and a little bit of cheddar melts off the bread and does that crispy cheese thing**
"Ooh! Snacks!!"
"Ooh! Snacks!!"
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by Tom Trbojevic May 31, 2020
Get the Drugnulla Sharks mug.The moment in which a snide remark, i.e. snark, makes little sense and/or is done just for the purpose of getting attention.
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