Auditor Smith: The department I just audited is suffering from the Sybill effect (or Trelawney effect).
Auditor James: What did they do?
Auditor Smith: Told us that if we didn't leave this instant and stop disrupting them, then that the planet's core was going to mutate causing a cataclysmic and irreversible instability, our ears would sprout brain eating butterflies, every volcano on Earth would simultaneously erupt, and one out of ever forth human being would transform into a brain and blood sucking zombie/vampire.
Auditor James: What department were you auditing?
Auditor Smith: Congress.
Auditor James: What did they do?
Auditor Smith: Told us that if we didn't leave this instant and stop disrupting them, then that the planet's core was going to mutate causing a cataclysmic and irreversible instability, our ears would sprout brain eating butterflies, every volcano on Earth would simultaneously erupt, and one out of ever forth human being would transform into a brain and blood sucking zombie/vampire.
Auditor James: What department were you auditing?
Auditor Smith: Congress.
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The most caring and loving guy u will meet. He is extremely good looking and has an even better personality. He can be immature but only around the ones he trust. So consider urself lucky if he ever behaves like a kid with u. He is your gossip source and ur confidant. He makes an excellent counsellor and teacher. He is the guy of every girl's dream. He can make u feel like u are the center of his world. If u ever meet him hold on to him tight cus he is a keeper. A word used to describe the ideal boyfriend for a girl.
The most caring and loving guy u will meet. He is extremely good looking and has an even better personality. He can be immature but only around the ones he trust. So consider urself lucky if he ever behaves like a kid with u. He is your gossip source and ur confidant. He makes an excellent counsellor and teacher. He is the guy of every girl's dream. He can make u feel like u are the center of his world. If u ever meet him hold on to him tight cus he is a keeper. A word used to describe the ideal boyfriend for a girl.
Person 1: what's going on between u and her?
Person 2: I really don't know but I hope I am lucky to be a Slibil to her
Person 2: I really don't know but I hope I am lucky to be a Slibil to her
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Man, I seem to be coming down with a bad case of Sybiloctratysm today. I can't say what I'm thinking at all.
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