slop badger

one who eats the unripened fruit from a tree, that is a metaphor ie. a peadophile

gary glitter has sex with children - he is a slop badger

by jez north October 3, 2007

slop-on

Precoital occurance when a woman is sexually aroused. Her bearded clam/vagina seeps sexual lubricant, producing lady pre-cum. Often confused with snail tracks. A female version of a hard-on.

Lady 'The thought of that dump truck incident gave me a slop-on'

Charlotte said 'the thought of being touched again after so long, gave me a slop-on'

by Alison Sharkey and Lee Clark March 15, 2009

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

Hit the Slopes

To snort a line or many lines of cocaine

Man i'm tired as fuck! Let's go hit the slopes then!

by ODoGG October 6, 2004

slop

Oral sex of the highest caliber; known to make one's knees shake.

"Man, I need some fucking slop"

"Cassie sucked my dick last week.

Did she have that slop?

Yeah, it was some slop."

by marleyrt October 17, 2015

SlowPowerHoeing

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude

"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING

by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010

Slopcorn

Extremely buttery popcorn

At the movie the slopcorn was very FATTENING but delicious.

by WOOT WOOT IM ON A DICTIONARY July 7, 2009