slobcentre

A slang term for the JobCentre in the UK, where some people actually go to find a job but most of which are just scum bags going there to get their unemployment benefits and other money which the rest of us work hard for!

"the amount of dodgy people hanging round the slobcentre today was unreal!"

by bloogle woogle September 3, 2007

slonein' it

an individual who is most often seen kicking some dirtbags ass.

Oh no he's slonein' it watch out !!!

by getoveritdirtbag May 18, 2011

Slonner

Someone who is biting off of you. Jocker, Biter, etc., (1)

Self Loner.(2)

"Jenn is such a slonner!" "Yeah! Ally was totally wearing that shirt yesterday!"

"Hey, you see him?" "Yeah. The one sitting with the popular kids?" "Yeah. He's really a Slonner!" "No fridging way!"

by TheGirlWhoWroteThings September 27, 2011

sloncher

A person who never gets to the point. Who just drags it on and on and interrupts them selves constantly.

God he's such a sloncher just get to the point already

by Livilala March 15, 2015

Slonde

A blonde slut.

"Hey look, I hate that slonde"

"She's such a slonde"

by Baeemax October 7, 2016

Slonge slap

When you fuck a bitch up with your massive slonge

Oi you little slag I'm gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy bitch bruv

by Battychickenlikka123 November 29, 2016

Slonked

Drunk to the point where you are on the ground in a tired phase of spinnyness.

Me: Damn bro you were wayyy out of it last night
You: Yeah my dude you were slonked lmao.

by Sam5927 September 7, 2017