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Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.
Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?
by shitweasel June 11, 2020
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Snarting

I SNARTING to not know
by anonymous September 23, 2020
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Slarping

When you have to restart the God damn system and ADS05 extracts blood from your eyes just to pretend to play submarine
But CO wants more slarping from sonar and fire control especially while squadron is down.
by Estez Juan October 3, 2020
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starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.
John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020
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Starting to get sad

A phrase meaning when someone or a conversation is starting to get really pathetic.
Dude 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU SUCK DUDE GET A LIFE TRASH.
Dude 2: Bro, this is starting to get sad. Grow up.
by anonymous December 25, 2020
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shartingviolently

person 1: “babe wake up, sharting violently just posted”

person 2: “oh my god what is it
shartingviolently is the best memepage to ever exist she has a fat ass and a strange passion for chief keef
by gayballs69 September 23, 2021
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Slatington

To do crime but say someone else did it

The act of throwing your negative qualities around and pushing the blame on a random person you want to hurt.

Literally to rob someone at night and then tell everyone that they stole from you.

When inbreds ban together to pick a victim and act like animals throwing poop and peeing everywhere while fantasizing about how their victim was the squalid retarded one and not them.

To do something dirty and say someone else did it with embellishments.

To take your fantasies and twist them around as stories using someone you would like to rape as the person carrying them out.
Billy spent the last ten years shooting heroin, all the while telling everyone he knew Mandy shoots heroin because he is Slatington.

Ralph would play with his own poop and tell everyone that Fay played with her poop because he is Slatington.

Shay would kill people during the night and tell everyone that Ken would be the one to kill people at night because she is Slatington.

Xena had a coke addiction and sold herself for drugs and told everyone that RaeRae did it and wasn't straight.

Hank would give himself toilet swirl facials every day and said that Kendra was gay and gave himself swirl toilet facials with his mother's dresses on because he is Slatington.
by Ok ew December 16, 2021
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