Slabber

Someone who owns, drives, and derives their personality around their slab.

My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his ass?

by Super awesome spongetard November 9, 2024

Slobbler

The highest form of insult, typically used against a most hated person with the hope that a person will not survive the following day.
A person who slobbles, particularly to their own demise.

Can also be used in conjunction with "dog", "bog", "nob", "hog slinging", "job hobbling", "ham slamming", and "bobsledding"

You dog Slobbler!
Could you be any more vague, you bobsledding Slobbler?
Bob's such a Slobbler.
Todd's a job hobbling Slobbler.
God, Rob is such a nob Slobbler.
Ruby was chased down the street by three ankle-pantsed, hog slinging Slobblers.

by Morbin' Greg June 26, 2025

Koos Slabber

A vagina ranking with foul odor and wretched aesthetics. Often resembling the ass of a femal chimpanzee in heat coupled with oily discharge.

Verb; act of being a koos slabber

N. You should have seen the shit can of a vagina on this chick. It looked like a butchers waste basket. A real koos slabber.

V. Frank is being a real koos slabber

by thepeachcobbler November 30, 2017

Peach Slobbler

When a female uses peach rings as cock rings from tip to base and removes them with her mouth

I gifted my girl a bag of peach rings and In return she used some for a peach slobbler….. it was amazing.

by El John Jefe July 22, 2022

Grabble Snabble

A term used to describe someone who tries to prove that a word doesn't exist on Urban Dictionary when it literally fucking does

She's such a Grabble Snabble for thinking this word isn't on Urban Dictionary. Check again mf

by AngryChicken223 November 8, 2022

Cobby Swabbled

A phrase made up to parody how British people say that they are confused. Best if said in a poorly done British accent.

Patented by Mal and Emma 2021

Person One: “This is so confusing!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”

by ermsunderscore April 24, 2024

Cobb swabbler

Pirate slang for a "cock sucker"

Argh look at that cobb swabbler on the deck with another cock in his mouth.

by Pirate Steve1930 May 23, 2025