Skamokawa Milk Shot

All of your uncle dads and hot step brothers gather in a circle just off East Valley Road and make themselves cum only by milking their prostate, meaning no hands on their penis at any time during the milking process. Everyone shoots their gunk at the shot glass their Aunt Patsy won at a Bingo in '87 & the last one to self milk has to take the shot before the neighbor's sex toy/pet Opossum gets to it.

Hey Cletus! Uncle pap-pap just blew the shoe horn for everyone to meet up for the Skamokawa Milk Shot. Bring your butt tool.

by ryandainjur November 4, 2021

Skemite

Someone who was born in Skelmersdale.

Girl: "I'm a scouser"
Guy: "Nah you're a Skemite you were born in Skem."
Girl: "Stop saying tha! I ain't a skemite!"

by jackwinwit November 12, 2021

Semona

A fruity raccoon child

"Man Semona is so fruity her name even has Semon in it."

by Flat_Froggie May 20, 2022

messy semolina

Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.

I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.

by BrownPanther February 9, 2022

Semos

A monkey which was scientifically tested on by the USAF in the movie, "Planet of the Apes". Semos becomes an intelligent monkey and becomes the monkey which starts the revolution and kills all the military men.

"The monkeys are out of control...Oh look theres one, Semos, hes just broke out of the cage and is eating Private Buttfucks ear! HELP"

by Semos's Father August 21, 2008

scemo

basically a kid who is considered to be both emo AND scene.

that kid is so scemo, he straightens his hair AND listens to Taking Back Sunday.

by jetsett May 14, 2006

skebop

Consumption of the illegal herb

Let's get the friends together and skebop.

by Vree February 23, 2006