figure skating

an extremely hard sport that only the smartest, prettiest, most gorgeous people can do. boys who do it are gay

figure skating is cooler than hockey

by noosheeeeeeennnn September 17, 2008

Obligation Skating

The skating that one must do to be considered a skater.

i've gotta go do my obligation skating

by sheridan December 2, 2003

SKONTING

Afrikaans word meaning to move extremely fast. Derived from the word 'kont'.

Jan was driving his GTR, he was skonting.

by Jan420blazeupblazeout April 9, 2022

Skating Club of Boston

Skating Club of Boston, commonly referred to as SCOB, or Shitty Cunts of Boston, is a skating club in Norwood, Massachusetts. It is a beautiful 3-rink facility newly built in 2020, with a gym, lounge, cafe, and even gorgeous waterfall features that tend to appear every few months. These incredible waterfall features give the rink a nice and wet atmosphere, since water can leak from the exploding pipes. Also, the constant half-broken down walls give the otherwise warm and comfortable rink a modern and industrial feel.

Even though the ice and the facility are considered one of the best in the country, the ice is mostly shit and the clients get treated like prisoners. Does everybody else in the country want to skate at SCOB? yes. Do they know that everybody in SCOB is depressed and in therapy? not quite. Neither do they know that the management still has to pay $70m to the construction company. But that’s ok because they just got a new $700k camera system for the gym. SCOB is the place to be if you are looking for little backstabbing bitches who have no life or the perfect place for a cute mental breakdown.

You can also have an encounter with the bitchiest of them all: Ma! Guaranteed to improve your day.

Person 1: Did you hear that Lexi goes to the Skating Club of Boston?

Person 2: Yeah she really is a shitty cunt of boston.

by SluttySlayShit December 7, 2022

Path Skating

When snow freezes on a path, turning it into an ice-rink, allowing you to glide along instead of walk.

The snow had been down for three days, so Matt decided to engage in a spot of path skating.

by Masterfull_1992 December 21, 2009

Milky skating

A large slick floor is covered in jizz and then you skate across it in your socks

Me and maddie are going milky skating after school wanna cum.

by Sydney_smells February 10, 2017

patty skating

Throwing frozen hamburger patties on the ground usually at a fast food resturant then jumping on top of the patties and skating as far as you can go

Juan and Publo worked at Mc Donald's and were bored so they decided throw some hamburger patties on the floor and go Patty Skating .

by MitchisRich January 2, 2018