Warhead Situation 

When you have to fart but when you begin to push you can tell it isnt just a fart. In your attempt to cut it off you get the tip of it and thus the warhead is stuck rolling around in your underwear.

Uh oh Bill, we have a warhead situation over here!

Warhead Situation by SilenceWillKill October 22, 2017

lefty situation 

When a man or a woman can no longer can pleasure themselves with their right hand and have to resort to using their left hand. Left-handed dominant fellows are by default placed in the lefty situation.

Guy 1: “Dude, I broke my right-hand fighting a bear in the woods.”

Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”

Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”

lefty situation by finetwine February 22, 2020

A paintbrush toothpick situation 

Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.

Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation

A paintbrush toothpick situation by Karenfromthedollartree September 12, 2019

Hostel Situation 

when "Shit Just Got Real" meets a homonym, you might find yourself in a hostel situation.

See the definition of "Shit Just Got Real"

I was reading the Urban Dictionary and when I read about "shit just got real" I knew he meant hostile situation ... and yet, hostel situation probably fits, too.

Hostel Situation by Bill the traveling salesman June 12, 2010

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007

akward arm situation

When you are on a plane, in a movie theater, etc. and there is only one arm rest and you and the person sitting next to you both want it.

Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.

A classic akward arm situation.

akward arm situation by hh disney freak June 6, 2010

Todd Packer Situation 

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.

Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.

Todd Packer Situation by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019