Siri

A nice lady until you ask her to do something “Searching the web for ...”

T-Boy says: siri, when did D. L. Menard die?
Siri: “Searching the web for When Did D. L. Menard die”

by J_dawg/jojo July 4, 2018

Siri

Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator

Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All

by TheDictionaryGurl November 3, 2016

Siri

An AI that roasts you when you say "what's 0÷0"

Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022

xbox siri’s ex

A play off of the Xbox series X. The newest xbox console

Do you know the xbox series x?

You mean the xbox siri’s ex?

Hahahaahahahaha!

by Mestopheles369 November 24, 2020

Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

siri

georgian slang for penis

1)dude you are so siri
2) I'll put siri on your face

by oqro kaci February 15, 2021

Siri

A girl who tries to get to know herself. She's a lesbian, a good person. She's put on a show of the perfect girl that she doesn't want to be. After all, she fell in love with a girl who makes her proud and loved.

She's Siri, the good and the nerdy kid in class.

by Human.4 November 24, 2021