Simpatron

The initials M and I have a special relationship

Simpatron 3000

by Bda? September 21, 2021

Summerton

Adj: A unit of measurement for a female whose uncomfortably obese.

Noun: A place producing many culture fluid individuals

Adj: "Man that chick's huge. She must weigh a good Summerton"

Noun: My friend is from Summerton

by Johnallnight December 12, 2021

Simptonitis

The common disease you catch when simping too hard... Once you get this disease, there is no cure... Only spreading throughout your vicinity.

Symptoms include; obsessing over Tv show or movie characters, screaming into your pillow over a TV show or movie, gluing photos of you and your favorite character together, & knowing everything about your favorite character

``My doctor told me I have simptonitis... He said I can't get rid of it.. Ever.``

by Roadk!ll August 12, 2022

Simpleton

A simple person

I don't like anything fancy, I am a simpleton

by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023

simperthy

Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.

Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Supertonsch

A cheely little talking female monkey who loves cats

Great, a fake talking supertonsch! Just what we need around here

by eznow October 4, 2023

Supertonsch

A cheely little talking female monkey who loves cats

Great, a fake talking supertonsch! Just what we need around here

by eznow October 4, 2023