Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.

Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."

by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016

simple as simple does

Easy.

Anon: Imma hack the BBC, simple as simple does...
NWH: WTF are you on about!?

by MrSherlockholmes July 28, 2016

Simple Poetic Veteran

Poetic personification referring to a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

he Simple Poetic Veteran poetry is raw and unfiltered.

by spen53 April 5, 2018

Simpleflips Daddy Chips

he is the biggest daddy known to man

he is a sexy beast

ABSOLUTE UNIT

im going to see my simpleflips daddy chips tonight. xx

by TheBurgerDaddy December 13, 2018

SIMPLETON

A dumb f#@$ that has done too much s$#@ toady and is last name is some bull

s$@# name like adein

your a SIMPLETON

by dude pony 65 simon gewn alison April 13, 2020

simple feel

a person BEING a female's "braw" , ie: "copping a feel" the glorious tactile shape of the gland/s under the hands pouring gasoline on an otherwise extremely "'flammable' circumstance

the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)

'envelopment' of the 'shot'

all he wanted was a simple feel, he didn't even care about "pumping shot" !!

he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !

hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "

by michael foolsley December 23, 2021

EXTRA SIMPLE

A stupid plug channel that literally screen records and follows everything that Flightreacts and SoLLUMINATI do on a consistent basis and yet still can't obtain 100,000 subscribers on youtubers because they are such meat riders. Also he stalks flightreacts in gta 5 and 2k20.

FLIGHTREACTS ~ YO THAT'S EXTRASIMPLE WE GOTTA PLAY HIM GUYS

SoLLUMINATI ~ EXTRA SIMPLE YOU BETTER SHOW YOUR FACE NEXT VIDEO OR IM STRIKING YOUR CHANNEL DOWN

YourRAGE ~ EXTRA SIMPLE DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO REMOVE THIS FROM YOUR VIDEO

by RUNMYFADESENSEI November 26, 2019