speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

by heathcat June 15, 2019

shredding the cabbage

The act of rolling back the foreskin on your penis.

We were about to get it on when she started shredding the cabbage.

by Denseenigma August 5, 2020

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

leech-seeding

when you are torrenting something and while you are downloading very little, you are uploading a shit load to others: thus giving you a very high "seeding" ratio even though you have not completed the torrent

- after a whole week of leech-seeding i had downloaded 20% of the movie and managed to maintain a 2.34 share ratio

by littlebigtop June 16, 2010

The Sheening

Going bat-shit crazy over a period of time.

Guy 1;
It has finally come to the point where Charlie Sheen, after being cramped up in a cabin, goes after his wife with an ax, breaking down the door with "Heress Johnny!"

Guy 2; I love that movie! It's called The Sheening, right?

by Sarahbeanie April 21, 2011

Dick-Sheeping

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.

Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.

by doctercockter May 11, 2011