Blender shits

1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.

2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.

That Chinese food did work on my stomach. Got the worst blender shits I've ever had.

by Nazultan October 1, 2010

Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."

by simon180 May 24, 2015

buttermilk shits

The type of shits that can be the result of binge drinking. Also can be the result of eating crappy fast food, or just being plain sick. Usually comes out your ass with the same texture as buttermilk. Hence the name buttermilk shits.

Man after eating those 7-11 Nachos they gave me the buttermilk shits.

by pantyteamaster May 1, 2009

mexican shits

The shits you get after eating a large amount of Mexican food. You can often feel the spicyness as it exits your ass.

"Chinga man, I ate 4 tacos and some salsa last night and now I got the Mexican shits! My asshole is on fire!!!!"

by Pepeman November 11, 2006

KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(

Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?

Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks

3 hrs later...

allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

Jake - yeah me too...

Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!

by Allah nijad January 22, 2009

Shits gonna happen

When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.

Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen

by rubey rube October 22, 2009

The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.

I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!

by timmy leary September 25, 2010