shorebag

The name of a promiscuous female (or in some cases male) that may also be called a "whorebag," who frequents the Jersey shore.

Male A: I hooked up with this hot chick Erica at Bar A last week!
Male B: Erica? I think I already hit that shorebag.

Female A: Oh, my God, she hooks up with every guy she meets at the shore!
Female B: I know, she's a real shorebag!

by Dirk Mantooth August 18, 2010

Shoebob

Running game.

Befriending a woman for the purpose of sex.

Patronizing and feigning interest in a woman in order to sleep with her.

Trying to score.

Hopefully I'll wind up with real looker after I get my shoebob on tonight!

by mynameisshoebob January 4, 2010

shoebill

a very scary looking bird :(
i dont like it

person 2 "hey look a shoebill!"
person 6 "spooky"

by jimmy_mom:D November 12, 2021

shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007

Saskatchewan Shoebanger

Kartik eats, smells like, is made of, and fills his hat pocket with Poo

Kartik is a dumbass

by SpankMe November 10, 2003

shoeboating

drinking game whose name has possible british or european origin which involves drinking beer out of ones own shoe. Done entirely for the amusement factor or a gentle initiatory act at frat or college parties where individuals don't have enough sense or have too much alcohol in their systems to fear the social consequences of foot-breath.

"Yeah I can't believe that matt went shoeboating last week, he's a freak, always running around without socks in his old shoes. I wouldn't touch, let alone drink beer out of those shoes."

by m@t December 16, 2006

shoebilly

A hillbilly who wears shoes and thus feels superior to family and friends.

Bobby Bill Ray bought him a pair of them New Balance at the Wal-Mart on Monday and now all of a sudden that shoebilly's too good to take Randi Sue to the pig roping next weekend.

by ChillyD January 6, 2011