Shoegasm

SHOEGASM:
A female orgasm brought on by multiple purchases of high end designer shoes at an incredible discount.

A hip fashionista finds a pair of the current season Gucci stilettos for 95% off and starts to pant. Her forehead flushes with a sheen of perspiration as she finds a second pair for the same incredibly low price. She let's out an uncontrollable low moan. Then, as if by magic, she locates a third pair and uncontrollably starts to shake, shimmy, and shudder. All of a sudden her knees start knocking and steam jets out from her ears. By now she's writhing with pleasurable abandon over her good fortune in obtaining the hottest three pairs of shoes on the planet. She then has an explosive Shoegasm when her credit card completes the transaction!

Being a modern kind of girl, she staggers back to the fitting sofa for three more pairs and another Shoegasm!

by Wholelottasole December 7, 2012

Soregasm

When you hurt yourself, and your gasps of pain make it sound like you are having an orgasm.

God, Ross, I know you burned your finger, but you don't need to have a soregasm

by FGZstar November 21, 2010

shortass

A short ass.

Scottie

by Bob May 24, 2003

Shorgasm

When you experience something so awesome it causes you to ejaculate and vent your bowls simultaneously.

Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!

Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.

by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009

shorgasm

The sensation created by just the right amount of wasabi with your sushi. Word origin: sushi + orgasm = shorgasm

"Oh yesssssssss! I just had a shorgasm with my last piece of sushi."

by graysocksgirl December 23, 2004

scoregasm

the feeling acquired when thinking about scoring later that night

Before her late night coffee rendevous, Gina had a major scoregasm, shouting "Uggghhhh!"

by Trevisto the Frito Bendito October 11, 2003

showgasmic

A movie, show, or other type of production that is so good that you practically have an orgasm.

"Chicago" was so showgasmic! I think I was just devirginized by a movie!

by Amy March 31, 2003