Shorgasm 

When you experience something so awesome it causes you to ejaculate and vent your bowls simultaneously.

Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!

Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.

Shorgasm by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009

shorgasm 

The sensation created by just the right amount of wasabi with your sushi. Word origin: sushi + orgasm = shorgasm

"Oh yesssssssss! I just had a shorgasm with my last piece of sushi."

shorgasm by graysocksgirl December 23, 2004

Jersey Shorgasm 

1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.

Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!

Jersey Shorgasm by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010

Sphorgasm 

The pleasurable and lasting sensation one feels after having a huge dump pass through your anal sphincter

Saad texts Nabil McArthur: "that tut I just took burned like scorching hot lava!"
Nabil:"damn nigga, that sux"
Saad: "its aloo gud... i'm enjoyin an ice-cold sphorgasm now"

Sphorgasm by smitty werbenjagermanjensen January 6, 2011

scorgasm

While watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.

Ex. 1 9Julio got so excited while watching football at buffalo wild wings when three teams scored at the same time that he fell off of his stool. After his scorgasm everyone offered him a towel to clean himself up.

scorgasm by wheel929 January 2, 2011

Snorgasm 

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

Snorgasm by Tonyem November 14, 2011

shoregasm 

An orgasm on a beach.

I had plenty o' shoregasm action on holiday in sunny Spain!

shoregasm by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006