shlormp

a semi abstract art style typically depicting weird head shapes and extra facial features

'wow dude i love that shlormp art you're working on"

by chlorophyllia January 2, 2025

Shortpost

A specific instance of Shortbait—a brief, dismissive response to a complex or lengthy argument, designed to refuse engagement while implying the target is pathological for engaging at all. Shortposts are recognizable by their formulaic nature: "lol," "ok," "touch grass," "go outside," "seek therapy," "too long didn't read." They require zero effort but deliver maximum dismissal. The Shortpost isn't a contribution—it's a conversation-ender, a door-slam, a performance of superiority through brevity.

"He wrote a detailed critique of my position with sources and reasoning. My friend whispered: 'Just say "ok" and move on.' That Shortpost would do more damage than any counter-argument, because it communicates: you're not worth engaging, your effort is pathetic, I'm above this. Brevity as brutality."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026

shorp

Shut up but cool version

You need to shorp

by nooflezz March 8, 2025

SHOMPBOOSKA

a mushroom that sat outside too long and dissolved into a thermostat, often used to describe someone in a positive way to say that they are good looking.

“Wow look at her! She’s a real SHOMPBOOSKA!!”

by StarchildZero December 24, 2025