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Shopping

I need a new iPod, I guess I'll go shopping in the locker room.
by PrincetonReview May 16, 2009
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home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.
$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!
by Ninja Disaster June 19, 2003
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Vindow shopping

V(irtual W)indow Shopping

The act of logging on to (via a internet connected computer) a website loading up your online cart with the ultimate configuration of <insert noun here.>

Dreaming about recieving the <noun> then proceeding to empty your online cart because you cant afford it.
Sam and Jen were vindow shopping for a new SUV last week, getting ready for when they get their settlement check
by knet February 3, 2007
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Facebook Shopping

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.
I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.
by FuelRod January 26, 2009
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screen shopping

the online version of window shopping. Since the recession less people buy stuff online and go screen shopping instead. Fun thing to do when you're a broke ass.
cube dweller one to cube dweller two: are you really going to buy anything off that website or are you just screen shopping?

cube dweller two: *sigh* just screen shopping for now
by pr0mqueen June 24, 2009
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Waffle Stomping

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.
"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"
by BigBlackDickWaffleStomper August 31, 2016
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Shopping round the corner

A slang term for a homosexual in British culture. It is so termed because instead of 'shopping' at the normal crevice the participant has decided to do their 'shopping' round the other side.
James: Graham Norton does his shopping round the corner!
Chris: You mean he goes to Somerfields? I knew that guy was a fucking weirdo..
James: No I mean he likes to shove his erect penis into the chocolate starfish of other men.
Chris: Oh so he shops at Morrisons then?
by themangelick October 9, 2008
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