shloofing

to sleep in yiddish... ur welcome

or to nap

i was shloofing for 4 hours when he woke me up 😒

by urmom1021 November 21, 2020

shloingel

a cloth used during znus to keep your neshama clean and shtark

yooo i just got a brand new shloingel now i can have znus

by my names me November 29, 2020

SLASHINGREENFLAMESWORD

MyNoseOnTheTopOfMySkull&ThenIllFightPros

My SLASHINGREENFLAMESWORD Rocks

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. July 4, 2021

SLASHINGREENFLAMESWHIP

MyNoseOnTheTopOfMyHeadOrImNotFightingPros

My SLASHINGREENFLAMESWHIP Rocks!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. July 4, 2021

SLASHINGREENFLAMEWEAPONS

IfYouPutMyNoseOnMyTheTopOfMyHeadIPromiseTooOnlyFightForProtection

My SLASHINGREENFLAMEWEAPONS Rock!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. July 4, 2021

Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.

I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?

by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021

Schlothing

Noun
An abstract object that is neither a Schlong, a Schlaverage, or a Schlort. Anything that is not defined as a penis, while remaining distinctly not anything else.

Alternatively,

Verb
I.... I don't know. I know it's a verb, but the knowledge of what exactly it is unfit for the human mind. Cannot be put into words, can only be understood on a deeper level.

Bro, I wish I had a schlothing instead of a schlong

I hear Dave has a schlothing, that's so cool

by CatholicWaifu November 15, 2021