shloper

in new jersey,a shloper is a person who gives dirty oral sex....

that fafa maria, andrews gf, is such a shloper

by Jose Barbosa March 2, 2008

shopper's trance

(aka retail trance) dazed, awkward maneuvers in a retail store

serious shopper's trance in Big Lots today...i was cut off twice...i bumped into a rack of wind-chimes.

by tess jr April 30, 2009

shoppers shoulder

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.

At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"

by singer201998 June 18, 2010

Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014

shloggermelon

An alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage with a fruity taste that is served in a carved out fruit bowl, once the beverage is complete the person who made the punch will chuck the fruit bowl onto the ground destroying it.

Sick party eh? Hey why is that guy smashing that pumpkin on the floor?

....Oh, he made that shloggermelon.

by Dr.Pickledaddy October 17, 2018

Shloggers

People who film each other intensely pashing the Australian parlament House who are in love with Albonesy and are willing to show their support for him by pashing everything they can that belongs to the government.

"I love Albo so much that I'm gonna Shloggers everything!"

by frenchslayer69 October 28, 2023