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shitlord

A person who behaves like a troll, but is acting genuinely. A person who may be loathsome but can be entertaining because they are so ridiculous. A person who is such a tool it can be imagined that they have some domain over shit itself.
Phil Fish, the developer of Fez
Donald Trump

Person 1: "I can't believe that guy picked Sniper, demanded middle, went 0-4 and left."
Person 2: "What a fucking shitlord."

A shitlord can be imagined sitting atop a shit hill on his shit throne, spewing diarrhetoric for unfortunate ears to hear.
by Decimus, the Galactic Devourer September 1, 2013
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Shitloader

Someone who shits way too much in one day. Someone who never stops having the shits when they don't have diarrhea.
Bob just crapped for the 6th time today and he doesn't have diarrhea, he must really be quite the shitloader.
by Anonymous reality November 6, 2013
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Shit Load

In all actuality, the term "shit load" originated at the Bowman Grey School of Medicine around 1963. An obscure janitor (M.S. Curtis) out of curiosity began to ask random students at the facility to defecate in empty paint cans left in the restroom stalls for an anonymous and random study on the average mean weight of an adult male bowel movement. The project lasted from March 27 1963 until late September 1964 when an unknown party reported it to the Dean of Students and Curtis was summarily terminated. Mr. Curtis determined that the average weight of an adult defecation at that time was 1.3619 pounds (.6177 kg). The term eventually came to mean a substantial or excessive amount.
That boy is a shit load of trouble.
by Baretree September 10, 2018
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Shitlord

Someone who makes glorious (but not always entirely accurate) posts, comments, tweets, vids etc, without regard for the chaos and butt-hurt that may result. A happy, reckless internet berserker.

Tho' he/she ought to be entertaining to some, if they are not entertaining then they are not a shitlord, they are just shit.
The shitlord's comments provoked both laughter and tears. None were left untouched, though many were left confused.
by Thou Art That November 24, 2021
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shit load

Anything that is over 1000 lbs.
by Overseer April 8, 2005
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shit load

The amount of anything it would take to fill YOUR toilet up to breech the water level.
by THEKosherDillWhole May 14, 2009
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shitloads

Shitloads is "short" for lots.
I have shitloads of Mp3s on my computer.
by Rebel Racer November 13, 2004
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