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shingalingadoogoo

Why the hell are you here? How bored are you? I think you need help right now.
Anyways here is an actual definition!

Shingalingadoogoo is something a person who needs serious help would type into the urban dictionary, if you typed this, you need help right now. Maybe go outside, or actually talk to people, I know a novel concept.
Friend 1: "I just searched Shingalingadoogoo into The Urban Dictionary."
Friend 2: "Thank god for talking to me, you need help, Ill meet you at the park."
Friend 1: "What I was just bored-"
Friend 2: "Exactly. Park. Now."
Friend 1: "Ok Sheesh"
by Kuzie May 24, 2021
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Shinkaladoo

Photoshop Editor: You know what, I'm gonna make a Shinkaladoo today!
by bigganalls September 5, 2021
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Shangalang

A big cock that swings when it drops out the jeans
ole boy got a shangalang “
by Cheesecake P May 15, 2022
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stingulating

Man the morning after that buffalo chicken dip my shit smelt so bad it was stingulating

I stubbed my toe so hard it was stingulating for hours

After going down on that chick from the bar my mouth was stingulating like I licked a 9 volt battery
by sethl0veskay1a September 4, 2023
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singlalationship

You are single but in a relationship with a person. But yall aren’t together. but in yall heads yall date but yall don’t. and yall do relationship things but aren’t together YET.
I love my singlalationship.
by DefineItorUnaliveIt December 31, 2023
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Singularitism

When you summon a black hole on your partner when you are having sex.
Yes you like it like that, just kidding I'm bored af, I will use my special technique, Singularitism.
by FantumTax June 19, 2024
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Singularity Materials

What you get when a post-Singularity superintelligence gets bored and starts playing with the fundamental building blocks of reality like Legos. These aren't just stronger or lighter; they have physics-breaking properties programmed at the atomic level. Think: programmable matter that shifts shape on command, hyper-dense "neutronium-lite" for hulls, materials with negative refractive index for perfect cloaking, or self-replicating nano-phased alloys that heal fractures by thinking about it. They don't exist in nature because nature wasn't smart enough to invent them.
Example: "The alien probe wasn't made of metal or ceramic; it was built from singularity materials. It flowed like liquid to absorb impacts, turned perfectly transparent when studied, and deflected our lasers by locally increasing the speed of light around its surface." Singularity Materials
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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