mr. sheldon

Mr. Sheldon is an old man who is a nonce, he's obsessed with one particular student in his maths class. Therefore, if you may know any Mr. Sheldon, i advise you to stay away from him at all costs.

Mr. Sheldon: *walks passed*
Student he's obsessed with: F*CK IT'S MR. SHELDON!!!

by immapersonyoudontknow May 27, 2019

Sheldon Clark High School

full of trifiling ass bitches..security guard is a 4ft 6in waste of space! teaches are crazy to the point where they talk about themselves in 3rd person?? COCKROACHES EVERYWHERE

Sheldon Clark High School

by schsfag May 16, 2019

Sheldon

Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.

Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!

by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025

Sheldon

A complete chode freeloader with limited intellectual capacity/manhood.

My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!

by Smallpena June 13, 2025

Sheldon's sheep

Even more fucked than Hogan's goat

That well is fucked as Sheldon's sheep

by Definitely not a robat March 25, 2020

Sheldon

Absolute legend him. Super nice and very sweet. Considerably smart, has a passion for the universe and space. Great sense of humour. Absolutely built, a unit. Muscular, tall handsome. Plays the guitar. Tend to come shy at first meet but very talkative once you get to know them.

the hoes, "man have you heard of that Sheldon guy, HE IS SO CUTE, I want him frr"

by Definitely not Sheldon November 25, 2023

Matt Sheldon

Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.

Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?

by Fat weirdo 2 May 4, 2023