shade blind

Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color

K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"

by Yapper30 May 9, 2015

shade god

A shade God is someone who is shady in person but crazy nice and flirty on text

Kim k is a shade God because she flirts with me on text but disses me in real life

by Anon 1 May 25, 2016

sawed a bitch in half

When you are fingering a girl, but unsure of how many fingers to use, you decide that 4 fingers is the best option. The orientation of your 4 fingers should be vertical, in the same plane as the vagina.

Daaaaaamn! You sawed a bitch in half?!?! She must be loose AF!

by Barncat6969 January 13, 2017

Side shade

The dirty side glance that you give someone when they have said or done something to offend you and you want them to know you are displeased. shade, throwing shade, acting shady, dismissive, disrespectful, hater, disapprove, dirty look, nasty glance

I knew I had gone too far when Chuck, the coolest dude I know, threw serious side shade at me when I told him the name of the candidate that I supported.

by joecoolthefool November 1, 2016

Chyron Shade

when CNN's chyron writer is like "fuck it Don is toast"

Harold was CNN's on-duty chyron writer when AP called presidential race for Joe Biden. "thank GOD" he thought to himself, then started thinking up cutting burns. after typing in "THE TRUMP SHOW HAS A SERIES FINALE DATE" he muttered "now that's some Grade A Chyron Shade" and sipped his tea.

by Uncle Joosie November 8, 2020

I sawed this atom in half

Booom

America in 1945: I sawed this atom in half

by My yee 2 February 17, 2021

Throwing shade

To diss someone without actually saying their name but making it obvious that that's who u are talking about.

Mel: I can’t believe he’s doing the quiz without me? Kmt...

Esther: yeah ikr !!! What a wasteman

Adrian: are you throwing shade at me ?

by littlemixfan101 August 2, 2019