Grime-share

1)
noun-
The mysterious space between the headboard and back of the bed where my cat disappears to during the middle of the night.

2)
noun-
A less than impressive time-share location which is poorly maintained and cared for.

Def 1)

Wife: "Where is Buddah? I can't find her anywhere! I checked her litter pan, the window, and there still is no sign of her!"

Husband: (Shaking food canister) "Oh, there she is! It looks like she was in her grime-share under the bed."

Def 2:

Wife: "Honey, this isn't what the time-share looked like in the brochure!"

Husband: "Time-share?!?!? This s(feces)it looks more like a GRIME-SHARE to me!"

by JasoRobi (buggieblade) May 6, 2008

share the wealth

Used to express strong desire for something belonging to someone else. Normally used as a cheeky attempt to gain something with little effort

"Those chips look nice - share the wealth!"
"Good one"
"No really - share the wealth NOW!"

by tiddlywinkle March 27, 2005

Reaper's Share

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.

What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?

by Shames September 25, 2017

nautical sharing

an amazing and sneaky way to refer to when you pirate dvds or music online

"I so want the bloodhound gang hooray for boobies album but i don't have enough money to get it off itunes."
"Dude are you dumb? Just go do some nautical sharing and get that shit for free!"

by rachelsunshine August 1, 2010

monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

by Barninja November 11, 2014

Sharing butter

Any sexual act involving the sharing of a male participants ejaculate.

Those two whores were really working his cock in anticipation of sharing butter.

by Redtruffle July 2, 2016

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017