That guy is Seal-Dark!
by spartacock January 23, 2011
the incredible and super amazing bassist for the band 'Flyleaf' that is fronted by Lacey Mosley. you can get a good view of Pat Seals in Flyleaf's video 'Im so sick.'
Naomi: "I Freaking LOVE Flyleaf Sooo Much!!!"
Rachel: "I Know Right!! Pat Seals and Lacey Mosley are the best thing about that band!"
Naomi: "I agree"
Rachel: "I Know Right!! Pat Seals and Lacey Mosley are the best thing about that band!"
Naomi: "I agree"
by moonlessdark January 31, 2010
You take your balls and lay them gently in her mouth. You then lay your penis up her face towards her forehead. She then makes noises such as a seal would make, which causes you to ejaculate.
Robert: Hey Adam I heard you had a great experience with that seal cannon yesterday. How did that go?
Adam: Oh Robert, it was amazing! I came like a cannon shooting off.
Adam: Oh Robert, it was amazing! I came like a cannon shooting off.
by Doc Starr April 16, 2016
dangerous magic card from Yugioh that can take you soul. Once played in a duel, a seal surrounds all duelists, trapping them inside and preventing others from entering. If a player's life points hit 0, the seal closes on them, and takes their soul. If all duelists lose their life points, the seal breaks apart and no one is taken.
Under the seal, more monsters can be played by the duelist who played the card. Their monsters gain 500 attack points and become dark.
Under the seal, more monsters can be played by the duelist who played the card. Their monsters gain 500 attack points and become dark.
by World Domination March 07, 2005
when getting a woman doggy style on a linoleum floor; before she has an orgasim the man reaches down and screams "orf orf!" and proceeds to knock her hands out from under her, hitting her face on the floor.
by Clark, T April 20, 2006
a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.
kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010
by Mr.X December 09, 2002