Scurfball

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.

"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!

by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011

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Scarffle

The gurgle sound in the esophagus before air expels from the throat. Sometimes results in a burp. An uncontrolled gastrointestinal reaction.

Did you hear that? I scarffled..

by Peanutbrittlefart August 25, 2010

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Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

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Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 12, 2019

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Scarfyyii

One of the best Ayakashi Akashi content creators 💪 one of my favorite mutuals also 😈

Also obsessed with the purple braid haired gorl in Ayakashi Akashi

Woah Scarfyyii is so cool !!

by Riku solos ur favs March 29, 2022

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