scemail

To scan and e-mail. Verb.

Thanks for the invoice, I'll scemail it to my boss.

by jamn99 August 3, 2008

schmack

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

by your mom March 10, 2003

Schmagma

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003

schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

scumathon

When a group of horny drunk guys grease themselves up in butter and jerk off to pornography together for a long amount of time. Usually is a playful, and yet rough and violent act. It can also define as 2 fat people or crack addicts participating in marathon sex.

Logan walked in on his suitemates participating in a scumathon, he gasped because there was cum, shit, and blood everywhere.

by Lupinve Devine October 26, 2006

Schmab

- The act of smoking a square. To have a cylinder of tobacco rolled tightly with a filter. To smoke a cigarette.

Dude, lets schmab up. Or. Dude lets have a schmab, work is killing me.

by Schmabasaurusrex March 9, 2010

no schmackos

No worries, no problem, no sweat, you're welcome.

Derivative of no wukkas which derives from no worries.

Jase: Thanks for helping me out with this problem Claud, you're a lifesaver!

Claud: No schmackos aussie!!!

by Kid Wikid March 4, 2012