scumathon

When a group of horny drunk guys grease themselves up in butter and jerk off to pornography together for a long amount of time. Usually is a playful, and yet rough and violent act. It can also define as 2 fat people or crack addicts participating in marathon sex.

Logan walked in on his suitemates participating in a scumathon, he gasped because there was cum, shit, and blood everywhere.

scumathon by Lupinve Devine October 26, 2006

suckathon 

When a girl sucks a man's penis for a very long time. Some of these events gather audiences.

Hey Bob, can't talk just heading home to get some popcorn, then I'm heading to the Jefferson's suckathon.

suckathon by thefunnykid June 23, 2008

subathon 

A hostage situation where a person is trapped by a group of people for minutes, hours, days, or even forever using money. The unique thing about this situation is it's a hostage situation you consent to beforehand,

"Hey, do you feel bad for Ludwig for being stuck in this subathon?"

"Of course not, look at how much money he's making!"

subathon by Lalelilolulalelilolu March 25, 2021

Scumton 

A better word for the south coast town commonly known as 'Southampton'.

Seeing as it's residents are known as 'Scummers' or 'Scum' it is only right to refer to their domain as 'Scumton'

'Scumton's where the scummers live, with their scummer wives, they lives in scummy houses, all their scummer lives' (from the song 'Scumton' by The Black Whirlies)

Scumton by Willy Whirly October 6, 2010

Kentucky Fried Cumathon 

When a KFC is rented out for and orgy full of greasy tender loving for the whole family. All ending in a chicken bucket bukkake feast.

"How was your weekend?"

"Took the missus and the kids down for a Kentucky Fried Cumathon on saturday, an absolute blast!"

Kentucky Fried Cumathon by GlizzyL February 23, 2022

slugathon 

A lesbian named savannah. she is really slow too.

guy: did u see that girl over there
girl: yea, she is like a lesbian or something. like she just looks so slow. like a slugathon!

slugathon by hey slug October 21, 2019

scumpton 

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.

Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !

scumpton by just me March 23, 2004