Scrumcobbler

1.One who has little friends, and is yet to have been laid.

2.A TAB and/or a Cum Guzzler

1. Tyler is such a Scrumcobbler

2. Wow Steph wont take it in the ass. Shes such a Scrumcobbler.

by General Moses October 27, 2008

scrumdiddle

A sexual act involving two males. The first male gently cups his testicles with one hand, while using the other to lift the penis so as to have a space between the top of the scrotum and the underside of the the shaft of the penis. The second male then thrusts his hardened penis into this space. The first male releases his penis, creating a more tight space for the second penis to fill. The second male proceeds to fuck this space.

The first male may always opt to squeeze his entire package in between his hands, so that the male fucking the scrumdiddle may receive more pleasure.

Charlie: Hey Jim, wanna scrumdiddle after dinner?
Jim: FUCK YES I DO!

by Gay Jim January 4, 2013

Scrum half

A rugby position that is the transition between the backs and forwards. Wears the number 9 jersey. Main job is to get the ball out of rucks and malls.

The scrum half passes the ball out of the scrum

by Rugby101 December 3, 2014

Scrumbolious

Better than delicious .
Your cake was scrumbolious.

The meal was scrumbolious.

by Adesiredspirit November 26, 2017

Scrum Dumpster

The lawfully appointed position in Pound Town held by the Scrum Master.

I can’t wait to be the Scrum Dumpster when I move to Pound Town!

by Alan-Smithee June 21, 2018

scrumdiddlydumptious

Kennedy gahagan

That picture of you looks scrumdiddlydumptious

by very large chonk April 12, 2019

scrumbulated

A messed up dice.

'Theyre a little scrumbulated' -markipler 2020

by A jim doodle hater November 19, 2020