Scrunting

When a partially clothed or fully nude woman sits on a cake and farts. Bonus points for frosting bubbles.

My birthday is coming, will your mom scrunting into my cake again this year?

by Sploshy McScrunt July 7, 2022

anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.

Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.

by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015

scrubbling

the act of farting while sitting flat on a wooden floor or other hard surface.

Will you stop that scrubbling? It stinks....

by bread infection December 30, 2005

scrumping

When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.

I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time

by teveler December 26, 2005

scrumping

The art of getting from A to B purely by means of running through people's property, turning over as much lawn furniture and stealing as many pegs as possible along the way. Est. 2009 in NZ.

I was almost caught scrumping by Mrs Atkinson.

by jimmya October 18, 2012

scrumping

The most rapid of all humping, closely related to porn star fucking.

We was scrumping last night so hard I ran a tear in my shit.

by Nickthehung November 7, 2005

scrumping

the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.

' i wa scrumping this girl so hard my nail broke'

by joshco95 November 12, 2013