scratched his cheeks

When you shot someone with a gun and they survived.

"I thought you were gon' take care of that dude, Mike"
"Nah, I just scratched his cheeks"

by MC$uspect June 26, 2019

scite

The most irritating person you will ever meet. His typical way to annoy you is by following the popular people around. He is an arrogant twat who thinks he is great friends with the popular kids and follows them around everywhere

Have you seen the scite today
No
Thank god you haven't. He's been creeping around the bushes lately

by Jdivrjsbhr September 2, 2019

schitzach

Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .

Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.

by Phuquetard October 24, 2019

scrat

a stupid fucking squirrel thats always chasing his acorn

hey man have you seen ice age? Yeah my favorite character is scrat. Kill your fucking self

by big black monkey March 7, 2022

scrot scratch

An intense itching of the scrotum that men get from time

to time. It is by no means a mild itch and it must be

scratched immediately no matter where you are and who

you are with. Prolonged scratching can cause abrasions

to the sac. Although scrot scratch is a discomfort for

the sufferer the physical act of scratching gives much

satisfaction and is extremely adictive.

James:Did you here about steve?

Pat: No.

James:Last night he was about to have a threesome but got the scrot scratch and had to claw at his baws,while the two lassies were in the room.They thought he had an STD after that and wouldn't go near him all night.

Pat: Lets save him the pain and pretend that he went all the way. Since its his birthday.

by KCIRTAP NOSNEVETS April 14, 2010

pussy scratch

A state of being. A pussy with claws.

Ashleigh is being such a pussy scratch today... Wonder what got into her?
I went to Robin's house last night and her cat Vernon was being such a pussy scratch.

Kim takes it up her pussy scratch.

by harriscorley February 3, 2017

Making Scratch

When you are working minimum wage.

(A.k.a working at dead end jobs like Walmart and McDonalds)

Guy 1: bro you got any money?

Guy 2: yeah but i gotta pay them bills brah
Guy 1: come on dude, I swear i pay you back?!?!
Guy 2: Dude, sorry man but im Making Scratch.

by WATSZITOYA October 9, 2017