chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.

Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer

by useful idiot January 3, 2005

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art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008

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Snatchies!

A term used to accompany the theft of someone's stuff. Not burglary style, but while they are there and not paying attention. Usually for stealing food.

Also a general term of enjoyment, for getting away with something or getting out of a jam.

Group of friends at lunch:

A: Dude, can I have a french fry?
B: No, fuck off.
5 mins later
A: *Takes fry and eats* "Snatchies!"

or

"Dude, I'm glad that cop was asleep when we blew past him at 90!"
"Yeah especially 'cuz you're not allowed to drive after nine and we're drunk!"
"SNATCHIES!"

by Notorious R.E.D. December 12, 2008

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stretchies

After playing guitar hero for way too long, when you look at something else and it seems to stretch or move.

Oh, man, I got a bad case of the stretchies.

by Jesse lapin November 10, 2008

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Scruchies

Another word for a chavette, but one who favors above all the scraped back hair with the brush lines visable. Often sporting peroxide coloured hair with strong black roots.

any of the ones hanging around maccy Ds as they are found of calling it!

by hw March 8, 2005

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