Scooch your cooch

Said to a girl when you want her to move over to make room or to hurry up. Can be said to a guy as an insult.

"Come on, Kevin! Pull out your tampon and scooch your cooch! We're gonna be late!"

"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."

by Big Poppa Jon October 18, 2009

scootered

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

pit scoot

a noob term for a pit bike.

Noob: Hey fellas! Wanna ride some pit scoots on this glorious day?

Pro: *facepalm*

by Mr. Robuhskooskee April 11, 2009

poot and scoot

To fart and then run at first smell

Man I completely executed the perfect poot and scoot.

by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 25, 2005

root 'n' scoot

To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).

Mick: So are you going to go out with her?
Furby: No I just want a root 'n' scoot

by Furby July 23, 2005

scooter hippo

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.

by xzybit September 22, 2004