Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.

Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,

by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust

That song was so bad i shomited

by sir psycho January 11, 2005

Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

Schmitzga

Another way to say Motivation. One would use this usually in the Marines when moral is low and need to be motivated. The word is usually used in a sarcastic manner.

"Stay shmitzga devil dog."

"This room is full of schmitzga"

"It reeks of schmitzga in here!"

by smartguyfromharvard January 26, 2015

schmittwerbanmich

When you search the meaning of a word on Google & it doesn't come up with any results

Last night I ran into such a Schmittwerbanmich

by Pelimies12345 August 1, 2017

schmittered

The act of getting fucking hammered.

I'm totally gonna get schmittered this weekend!

by schlittered103 September 12, 2017

Schmitty schmitt

The act of totally screwing something up.

She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.

by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017