Wynter Schmidt

A name given to those who receive during sex. Aka a bottom.

"she's such a wynter schmidt"

by VESSSPAAAMANNN February 28, 2022

Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III

He is perhaps the sexiest and smartest man alive he is just above Rasputin

Person 1: have you seen Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III?
Person 2: Yeah he is sexy

by Cooper Pooper March 9, 2020

Schmidling

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake

"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.

by schmidling September 11, 2012

Delegate Schmidt

A sexual act involving deliberate defecation into the vaginal opening of one's partner.

Nothing makes me happier than when Dave gives me a Delegate Schmidt before we make whoopie.

by NotYourDelegate May 21, 2010

schmidty titty

When a person has the last name schmidt and is chubby with man boobs.

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there has man boobs.

Guy 2: yeah his last name is Schmidt.

Guy 1: Fucking Schmidty titty.

by Frax January 11, 2014

Schmidty

Derived from the original meaning of the name Karl Schmidt who is so slick he slides uphill.
All women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)...
If you're up for a good time, hang with Schmidty.

"Have you ever heard of Schmidty?" asks Sara.

"Yeah, I was with him last night and boy did he rock me sideways! No-one will ever satisfy me like Schmidty did!" replies Paris.

by Prof. Heinz-Klaren February 24, 2005

Get Schwifty

To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high, drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.

Morty: “Hey Rick can you teach me how to get Schwifty?”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”

by Weed Is Awesome June 20, 2019